• How many times have you been cheated out of championship gold because the referee is obviously not wearing his glasses?
• How many times have you held your opponents shoulders to the mat for a full three-second count only to have the referee forget what number comes after "two"?
• How many times have you been injured because the referee failed to call a flagrant foul, instead, allowing his judgment to be influenced by the fans?
• Or, how many times have you been so frustrated with the fans, the governing bodies of wrestling, or the officiating that you have been left speechless?

If this is the case, then you need me, the most intelligent manager in professional wrestling, in your corner. As your manager, I will handle all the annoying distractions so that you can focus on one thing: winning.

If you decide to become a client, you will find that I will be your greatest supporter, inside and outside the ring. It is my policy to accompany all my clients to the ring so that I can look out for their best interests. Once inside the ring, I will boldly stand up and point out any inconsistencies in the officiating. (Unlike most referees, my eyesight is 20/20, and I can even count to three.) And when a situation has made you so frustrated that you are left speechless, I will be your voice articulating your concerns.